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onehornyworld:

Why play with yourself when you can play with me?

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ianthe:

preferred mode of travel tbh

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snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

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shmegeh:

I found this card at the pharmacy today and it was good.

This is perfect.

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manda:

yahoo just bought tumblr

rip tumblr

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hellyeahstaybeautiful:

hellyeahstaybeautiful

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